Fraudulent Bainimarama consultations

Grubby,

I have got my slaves in the Ministry of MissInfomation to put together a video of the FBC Talkback Radio Show. As I have told you before it was a complete disaster. People were ringing up with the wrong types of Questions which the Glorious Leader was left unable to answer. I want you to study these videos and tell me how you are going to make this right.

Frankly Bananas Starring in "Don't Ask Me any F@rk!n Questions!"

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I have also put together one without the Frankly’s usual language for Ben LyingAboutHisAge, the very young CoreVice intern. I did not want to get a call from his mother telling me off for exposing her baby boy to bad language.

Frankly Bananas Starring in "Don't Ask Me any Questions!"

We will discuss this first thing on Monday morning and you better have some answers for me to show how you are going to do a better job.

As you saw the Glorious Leader has managed to con $40m from PNG for the “Elections”. You know what that means it is pay rises all round. If you want to get your share then I need to see an improvement in performance from you and CoreVice.

Shazzer

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