I am so excited by the release of the new Constifusion, I commissioned my Ministry to make a documentary on the fantastic a journey called Mr BEANimarama and the Roadmap to Democracy.
It has some private footage of the dictator that has never been shown including one scene where he is caught with his pants down, literally.
Grubby click on the link below to watch it.
Mr BEANimarama and the Roadmap to Democracy
Anyway busy today. I have got to explain why the super constituency will give Rotumans more say in Parliament. Not sure how I can bullsht that so if you have any ideas please give me a call.
Hugs and Kisses
This is to inform the public that this letter is a piece of fiction. However, some of the people and events mentioned are real.