Someone has stolen this footage and included an interrogation scene with a Mr BEANimarama lookalike and is now claiming the glorious Leader has gone to prison. We know the glorious Leader is so far above normal people that he could never ever go to prison even if he committed a serious offence like treason.
I am worried that someone might release this video and it will cause great unrest and unhappiness for the people of our great nation, the Bananas Republic. Imagine the panic on the streets if the people thought Mr BEANimarama had been jailed. He is the guiding light for the people of this country. I saw the gratitude on the faces on the children after he had given them wellington boots so they could walk to school through the mud on the roads that he had not repaired.
Please have a look at the video and see if you can get any clues as to who is producing this muck. Perhaps you could recognize the lookalike from the interrogation scene. If we can find him we can send him to QEB where we can interrogate him RFMF style. We would quickly find out who was behind this fascist propaganda.
Mr BEANimarama goes to prison
Thank god the PIDF has finished. The True Leader, DUMB AiySS, is still ranting because Mr Peter O’NeillDownBeforeMeAndBeg from PNG discovered he had a prior engagement the day before the Forum started. I have never seen him so angry and he was all set to tell O’NeillDownBeforeMeAndBeg where he could shove his $40m when he realized he would need it to pay Corevice’s bill. You don’t come cheap but you are worth it. At least to us.
I hear that people in Australia don’t think you are worth it and your TV show the Grubby Divide has been dropped. I can’t remember who told me but they said it had the lowest ratings of any TV show ever in Australia. Is that True?
Still their loss is our gain and now you can give us your UnDivided attention to write propaganda for the Glorious Leader and his gang.
It was great having connecting rooms at the Sheraton . It was good to see how I inspired you but if I ever hear you call me Shagger again I will kill you.
Hugs and kisses
This is to inform the public that this letter is a piece of fiction. However, some of the people and events mentioned are real.
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