I was very fortunate to do a photo shoot with the True Leader, Aiyarse, last week. We got some lovely pictures and after a lot of retouching we have made him look much younger and only slightly less evil.
I have attached all the pictures and he insists that you must use one with every article you write where he is mentioned. And you know to fulfill your contract with QuorVices you need to mention him in every piece.
I know you had a little (Aiyarse's Word) creative difference last week, when he told you to rewrite you article on Valentines love birds. I do agree with Aiyarse in this matter who better to demonstrate the true and honest love embodied by Valentines Day than Aiyarse and his good bride.
From your point of view you had a big disagreement with Aiyarse but as my Mama used to say "You have just got to suck it up". You will not find any work back in your home of Australia as they realize like me you are a dictator supporting yes man. I am afraid you have burnt that bridge so you are stuck here in Fiji with me. But my sweet don't you feel it is a little bit of paradise when we are snuggled up in hammock with a case of red buried in the sand beneath us.
Hugs and Kisses
PS This is to inform the public that this letter is a piece of fiction. However, some of the people and events mentioned are real.