Father Barr barred from bar confusion
In a shocking development yesterday Father Kevin Barr was barred from the Bananas Republic Bar. Their chief of Security and head Bouncer Mr. JokerAndaSinger announced “Father Barr was made a Prohibition Imbiber today. That means that we have thrown him out of the bar and he will never be allowed to come back into the bar because Barr has been barred from the bar.”
Father Barr said “I cannot understand why this has happened it seems to be a complete over reaction. The other day I was doodling on a Bananas Republic Beer Mat. I drew a Jaina on the design. Suddenly the owner of the bar Frankly Bananas went barr-nanas. He started swearing at me using language that I cannot possible repeat. He then told me to start saying good bye to the other patrons of the bar as I would be leaving shortly and would never be allowed back.”
“I was scared so I contacted the Excellent Highly Commissioned beer salesman, Glenn Miller Lite, from the Australian Brewers to let him know his barr-els were being mistreated. Someone leaked this complaint and Frankly Bananas heard about it. The next thing I knew was JokerAndaSinger telling me I was a Prohibition Imbiber and barred for life”
Father Barr continued “I was very sad as I had made my home in the Bananas Republic Bar. I had lived there very happily for over 30 years. I had fathered many children, not in the biblical sense but as a father figure and they had all taken my name and called themselves the Barr-ow Boys.”
“As I was being removed from the back entrance of the bar, an animal Baaahhed. I looked around and saw a criminal looking man doing disgusting things with a goat.”
Today the story is different as bar owner Frankly Bananas announced that Father Barr was no longer barred from the bar as he was disbarred.
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Please note: This is a humorous article from a blogger poking fun at the stupidity of the junta and Fiji's dictator Frank Bainimarama who is referred to in this article as "Frankly Bananas".